I had this dream where I was cruising through a garden. I went down a side path and came across two of my friends (who I've never seen before) who were hooking up. For some reason, the hook up was not something to be applauded. The girl was wearing some sexily cut burlap sack, and the dude was wearing a g-string covered in peanut shells. Unfortunately, a multitude of people were heading down that same path, and we were about to be discovered. When I realized that these people were from the Onion news network, I decided to take the heat. I slipped into the broken peanut shell g-string and strode toward the cameras. They had some beer there for me, so I drank deep before explaining... "For too long we have subjected the Peanutopians to our brutal ways. They are a peaceful people with advanced technologies, but they would also be a fearsome enemy. We grind their bones to make a stupid butter and give them no thanks. They are slow to anger, but we have passed that threshold. Expect a worldwide attack from Peanutopians any day now!" As I told this lie, I realized that it had become truth. God help me for unleashing the Peanutopians onto mankind.