SnargleTooth is missing! If found, do not return. There is no reward, and this is not a missing poster. This is a public service announcement for your safety. Do not look SnargleTooth directly in the eyes. If you hear his menacing hiss-bawk, then start drinking! He also smells like candy corn and used handkerchiefs, so start smoking to combat the smell. Please don't listen to any of his lies or riddles; you will be stupider as a result.

I also used this picture in conjunction with a writing sample about Dragon Tamers for a job application. I got an interview, but I didn't get the job.

It's a double-duck mustache - actually, it's a moustache, since that's the cooler spelling. Do you really need more of an explanation? OK, turn it over, and it's also a mouth-angel (see the halo?) riding a faint chariot. I wanted to add a javelin, but I wasn't sure how that would fit.

Perhaps reaching Nirvana is all about finding the right hat.

In the year 783X954Z, social status will once again be determined by facial markings. Meet your future Pharaoh.

Let's take a perfectly delightful activity, like feeding a puppy ice cream, and make it disturbing.